

Top Five Classic Simpsons Songs
Having grown up in the 1990’s, watching The Simpsons was a pivotal part of my daily life as a kid. I would race to finish (or pretend to...


#5. Cut Every Corner
An ode the great American work ethic, “Cut Every Corner” is Shary Bobbins’ attempt to challenge Bart and Lisa’s reluctance to clean their...


#4. Amendment to Be
A parody of an actual series of American PSA’s in the 1970’s, “Amendment to Be” tells the story of a potential constitutional amendment...


#3. The Monorail Song
When Lyle Lanley comes to Springfield he pitches the idea of building a monorail in order to “put their town on the map” as he had with...


#2. We Put the Spring in Springfield
After Bart vandalizes a house he believes belongs to a witch, he goes back to work off the debt and discovers that his new employer is...


#1. See My Vest
Bart and Lisa discover that Mr. Burns has stolen their 25 greyhound puppies, after the Simpson family refused to let him adopt them. They...


Honorable Mentions
Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Best Line “Homer’s a delightful fella’/ Sorry ‘bout the salmonella" Canyonero Best Line “Top of the line in...